:: Interesting Morning ::


What an interesting morning to begin with. First a funny dream and a nightmare. No, not committing suicide again. Funny dream was really interesting. Imagine you met Jay on the road, with him in white suit and his shades. Then! Fan girls were following him, but in the end it left with me, Ah Ren, Eve, Ah Er and Bee Eng. Approaching the bus stop, (yes, Singapore bus stop), I asked him, "Can take photo with you?" He said no, but then said something like, "Can, if you are able to take without me knowing, i.e. the paparaazi way." So I asked Ah Ren to take for me while I walked beside him but my handphone SPOILED!!! (Speaking of handphone, my hp is really spoiling. '6' is malfunctioning.) So, no photos taken. Then the weird part came. He called my name (You know me meh?) and talked to me about my work. (?) All the way, he was talking and talking. So ironic. Worst part came. Ah Eng said, he must take dunno-what-bus then changed to 168 to reach the place. Ha ha ha!!! Jay Chou taking public transport in Singapore! It must be the greatest joke, man. So we took the bus with him and the dream fades off.


So I woke up and went to work. On board my first bus, there's a big insect flying in the bus. Ignoring it, I continued my journey. Then I realised there's a queer lady sitting beside me. China doll thick hairstyle with polka dot skirt. All along the journey, there's someone playing his mp3 or radio away. Before I alight, I realised it's an ah beng playing video away on his N7610. Bo Liao... At least he's better than the girl I saw yesterday who was playing the whole BEP's Don't Lie mp3 on the bus. She even had this ya ya face on. (Hello?! You think mine cannot ah?)


Back to this morning. So I reached school and was about to take my key when a big sized uncle guy called out, "Scuse me! Where's the A'level's site?" We are having Bio A Level practical. For a few seconds, I thought he might be a private candidate. Although a bit old, but we cannot discriminate people, right? So I told him he'll have to go to the G.O. Then he said, "I'm the examiner and kinda late. Can you tell me where isit?" So I told him to where's the place and was laughing inside me. Sigh yo.


So that's for my morning. And now I had my breakfast basketed down from 3rd floor.


And yesterday we went to makan in Jln Kayu and while we were eating, a big sized guy suddenly stood behind me and my dad. One look and you will know he's a bit sort sort one. I wasnt irritated by him, but only afraid that he might bang his hand on our table. He held his hand out, supposedly asking for money. After my dad whisked him away, he walked around before he went back to the coffee shop and got a bottle of tiger beer! I thought he only wanted food because he even open the lid of the rice bucket, but he wanted one of the most useless drink.
Horrendous part came. He pee-ed in front of an empty table.
The table of people sitting beside that empty table immediately moved their butt. And there's an ang moh couple sitting behind us and the typical tai tai lady (who is not an ang moh by the way) starts to say out loud, "Call the police! Call the police! Ask the ministry of ... to come..." (You think they very free ah?) The guy wasnt wearing any shoes so he was stepping onto his own output. And he sat there with the beer. After a while, the other table of diners starts to move their stuffs as well. Ah huh! Now then the owner of the coffeeshop realised there's a commotion. She still dare to say, "Aiyo, why move again?" Auntie sleeping. Then we left the place. Kinda sad to see this. If Ebi ever hear me say this again, she'll definitely ask me to sit with him. "Aiyo, you hor! Everytime like that."


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