I saw this on net and read the title and thought it's bullshit until I read it.
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SAGITTARIUS WOMAN
A tall slim and graceful woman who walks proudly like she is walking in a beauty pageant competition. (Ya, I looked hao lian) If she slips or nearly falls, she will nicely covered it up and continue with her graceful and impressive walking step. (Of course lah, already malu eh. Must act like nothing happen mah) She knows how to use make up to enhance her beauty. She looks at the world positively, so her face always seems so happy. She will not get up set easily. (Smile to everything like an idiot, that is.)
Self confident woman who believes in her own style. She will not follow fashion, but standing in between simplicity and too modern. (as long as I feel comfortable in it. why would i want to fit in a ultra mini skirt when i had a flat buttock) She is a very open person, sometimes can be too blunt. (Ha ha ha... ya lah. To close friends.) She is an honest person and never try to cause troubles for any one.
She likes to say something that you do not want to hear and yet she can say something so pleasing at the same time. (Aiyo, i think so leh. Must always provide another option for others mah.) Example she may say "I wish you could make more money, so you could afford better cloth, but anyway it is better this way. If you make more money you could be thinking of money too much and become greedy". She can say such thing and make you wonder if you should get up set or love her more.
She is also a free spirit and does not like to stay home. She likes to be protected, but not to give her orders. (Esp if it's unreasonable to my concept) She has no respect to a weak man. (Totally! Dont let me see a guy with no aim and would rather stay in the stinky rabbit hole for all that he wants.) If she try to over powered you, then you have to calm her down and try to control her to be in a limit by doing the same thing too. She will listen if she respects you. (Yes, or not you are in for a argument.) She likes to be herself and like her guy to be himself. (I thought this is a common thing?)
She is a no nonsense woman, so you will not hear she says "Guess what I will do next", or "Guess what I am thinking" because she always say what she is thinking out loud like a guy. (Ha ha ha... Totally. If not i'll be talking to the computer.) If you do not understand her in this matter, you could easily break up with her. She sees problems in her love life as another funny story. (Very. So funny.)
She is clumsy and it is in her nature. (That's for sure, man.) You may think it is cute, but for some neat guys this could be so unbearable. She is very friendly, so she can easily turn her enemy to be her friends. She has good taste in fine cloths, good food, first class and first services. Even a poor woman in this Zodiac will struggle to afford such good taste. She could spend lots of money as if she can not understand how difficult it is to make money. (Money is earned to be spent mah. Then keep for what?) If you think of let her borrow money, think again.
She is a paranoid. If she thinks you like her, she may already think about getting married and lost her freedom and so on and on. A jolly woman who loves sports. She is an ordinary woman who could dress like a tomboy. (Jeans and top. Yes.) She has more guy friends and sometimes could act like one of a guy. (I'm chor lor. Y?) She does not care about rumors, so she can get home very late and couldn't careless what her neighbor will gossip about her. (Why would I care about me going home late and people gossip. They got nothing to do ah?) She thinks either good or bad, you will know it yourself, so you should not bother what people think. (It's okay to change sides, as long as you know why, though i might not agree.)
Her wit and innocent look are her charms. (Ha ha... From 1st day impression at work.) She is often hurts from love, but never afraid to look for a new one as if she is singing "Do that to me one more time". She likes going straight and being straight forward. (Yes) She will not go around to get what she wants, or beat around the bush just to say something. If you meet her and tell her straight what you think, she will admire you.
How true is this? I think pretty very true.
Yesterday went to watch Numa Numa Numa eh... Bu Pa Bu Pa lah... Chix Lil'. It was... okay. I like the fish the most. So cute. Voiced over by office's water cooler. How cute is that!
