TW had a new programme and the topic for the day was most outrageous rumours of the year. Lee Hom was rumoured to be 'kept' by a biz man and Lee Hom wasnt happy bout it, might even be suing the tv programme. Lee Hom is rich, why would he be kept for? Being an avid reader of tabloids, in yr end 2005, I wanna recap on my top 10 tabloidal papaya reports.
(not in any order)
1. Jay + Jolin + Patty + Xiao Zhu + Selina love pentagon
Their relationships have been hogging the headlines for the whole year and it's as messy as a spider web. They are lovers, friends, enemies or not, it's their business.
2. Lin Chi Ling falls from the horse
The poor girl is already in pain and had to go through therapy and the reporters kept following her. Not really concern on her well-being but instead on her mimi, whether it's fake or not. Give her a break.
3. Jolin/Lee Hom/Jay/Rain's company vehicle violating traffic regulations
Jolin is a lady driver. A new driver. Plus dogs following behind. Wha... Dogs became traffic police. Multi tasked.
4. Jay points middle finger to the camera
The used-to-be-high EQ him loses his cool. The dog needs a lesson on not provoking.
5. Daniel Wu visit sleazy pub, 'ordered' a young girl
The picture only showed an arm in long sleeve hugging the girl and then another pic with him by the sofa alone. What does it show? Nothing.
6. Rain overtaking Jay
1st article, 'whoa! really ah?! why Rain like that one? Poor Jay.'
2nd, 'aiyo, really liao lah. Jay must maintain, man.'
3rd, 'again?! The media really eat too full, got nothing to shit ah.'
4th, 5th, 6th....Xth, just flipped the article over. Duh! How boring.
7. XXX died in China during a car accident
Why China? Very accident prone huh? All these years I've heard about Jay Chou, Andy Lau, Sammi Cheng, Stef Sun... etc. I bet my last dollar, 'more to come'.
8. XXX earns $xxxx
What would I care how much they earned? Instead part of my pay goes to them when I watch movie, buy cd...
9. Everything in ZhouFu Blog
Just read it.
And the most tabloidal I've heard.
10. I'm a lesbo.
Yes. I am. I love Jolin to the max. Her lips are so sexy, mouth so big I think it'll eat me up. Her eyes electrified me that my hair turned fizzy.
For goodness sake. I dont have a boyfriend doesnt mean I'm a lesbo. Why is everyone (particularly guys) had that thinking? (Just to name the no. of peeps who asked, "Why I dont have boyfriend ah?" Daniel, Ray, William, Nagib, Shaun, Ebi...)It's just that I dont talk about it and I dont gushed out loudly like a mad desperate girl over the next handsome guy that passed by. He's cute, then so what? Not as if I'm going over and, "Hi Yan Dao! Wanna be friends?" (Yes. I'm particular about looks.) You think I Ah Lian in th 90's ah. And I dont shout "Ahhh!" "OMG!" "Aiyo, He's so cute!" when I saw Jay or Bi or Edison or Takeshi on tv. I'm Me! And I'm not going to change. I didnt say I'm not going to get hitched or guys are dirty or I hate guys. It's just that I dont go hunting. Dont even say that I'm bisexual. Its unhygienic! Multi purpose plug. Urghhh! And for the past 1 yr, how many did came after me? None! The year before? None! The year year before? 0.3. (Why? Because it's halfway derouted.) At this rate, may I know will I get a boyfriend? Crazy. I'm just too good. I know. (Why did I sound like a bimbo?)
Anyway, just to show an evidence. A lesbo wont be having this pic in her comp.
He's hot.